Drunk Raccoon Found Passed Out in Virginia Liquor Store Bathroom
In a bizarre turn of events that sounds straight out of a comedy sketch, a mischievous raccoon broke into a liquor store in Virginia and helped itself to some alcoholic beverages, only to be discovered passed out in the bathroom the next morning.
The Break-In Discovery
Store officials arrived early one morning to find the rear door ajar and chaos inside. Bottles were scattered, and there, in the bathroom, lay a very inebriated raccoon, sprawled out and unresponsive. The furry intruder had apparently pried open the door and made its way to the liquor, indulging in what must have been quite the party for one.
Animal Control to the Rescue
Authorities called in animal control, who safely captured the tipsy trash panda. After some time to sober up, the raccoon was released back into the wild, none the worse for wear—or so they hope. No arrests were made, but the raccoon certainly faced the consequences of its binge.
Why Do Raccoons Love Booze?
Raccoons are notorious for their curiosity and dexterity, often raiding human trash for goodies. Alcohol can be particularly appealing due to its strong scents, but it's dangerous for wildlife. Veterinarians note that while small amounts might not kill them, it leads to disorientation and health risks.
Store Owners React
The liquor store owners were amused rather than angry, sharing the story with a light-hearted warning to secure doors tightly. This incident joins a list of animal escapades in stores, reminding us of nature's unpredictable side.
Lessons Learned
While hilarious, this tale underscores the importance of wildlife-proofing properties. Next time you spot a raccoon eyeing your porch, maybe offer it a non-alcoholic treat instead!
Sources:
BBC News
The Guardian
ABC News
